you really should not be here

this site is optimized for your device. your device, specifically. no one elses. i can see you now on your device. and i am optimizing it as you do your little clicks. your scrolls. making the screen flash those colors you crave. i know exactly what you want, and i will give it to you. optimally

NAME: THE BODY PROJECT

TAGLINE: “Audio suitable for people”

DESCRIPTION: A mix of atypical sounds and surreal entertainment: THE BODY PROJECT is an hour of ominous visions & fever-dream comedy.

this link is NOT safe. under no circumstances should you click this link.